- Although vertebrates, sharks have cartilaginous skeletons. Why can’t they make up their minds?
- Sharks don’t fly anymore. Seriously, there used to be flying sharks. Flying Sharks. You can’t make this stuff up.
- Shark fins have no flavor. None. I mean what’s the point?
- Dermatologists get confused. Teeth for skin? What’s up with that?
- Sharks aren’t mollusks. Enough said.
- “Shark Tale” was an awful movie.
- Sharks almost never attack people. What are they waiting for?
- Sharks are terrible drivers.
- Jaws 2, The Last Jaws, Jaws 3-D, Jaws 4: The Revenge, Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws.
- Males have two penises. Each.
~Southern Fried Scientist
*The preceding post has absolutely nothing to do with shark conservation.