We made a bot. It’s not a very good bot but it does prognosticate on novel ocean conservation solutions. @OceanCon_Bot has been running for almost a month and it’s produced some real gems. Solid, salt-of-the-earth, diamond-in-the-rough, gabbro-in-your-lab, bro, solutions. And these are among my favorites.
We definitely need to stop presenting those condescending academics, but why so down on transparency, @OceanCon_Bot?
Catalyze lionfish and address Caribbean extinction? I guess you can’t really do both.
Ok, it’s possible we created an evil ocean bot.
It’s the Ocean Conservation Bot!
@OceanCon_Bot creates new an novel ocean conservation solutions by drawing from a vast and deep archive of randomly generate ocean jargon. @OceanCon_Bot is currently capable of generating 3.2 quadrillion potential ocean conservation solutions. @OceanCon_Bot is incapable of determining whether a solution is good, bad, gibberish, or really, really gibberish.
@OceanCon_Bot is parody, obviously. Mostly.
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