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The place where dissertations go to die …

So you’ve just spent the last few years of your life working on your research project, and now in front of you, you have the final thesis, all smartly bound with a rather dashing cover that would not look out of place in Mr Darcy’s library, with your thesis title and your name glistening in silver or gold lettering. You have a sense of achievement. It has been a difficult labor, but finally your baby has been born, and you cradle it in your arms lovingly as you walk it to the library, and hand over your precious bundle of academic joy to the librarian. They take it from you and head back to the dusty shelves where theses of thousands of past graduate students have accumulated, the place where your dissertation will go to…to die.

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Because after the thesis is submitted, suddenly life starts happening: you have to get a job to pay off your student loans; you’re searching for a new house because that elusive job finally came through; then you’re moving; and before you know it years have passed and you never got around to writing up your dissertation as papers. Now, as you settle down for a quiet evening in front of Downton Abbey or Iron chef, spending hours cutting up chapters into manuscripts and reformatting citations is the last thing you want to do. Soon, the work becomes out of date, and you’d have to spend even more time reading up the latest literature, and the idea of turning your dissertation into publications is even less attractive. But what the heck, your thesis, and your research, was ground breaking, it will be read… won’t it?

The average readership of a thesis is the number of committee members, plus one. This addition is usually some long suffering friend or partner who has foolishly agreed to proof your manuscript, to add actual punctuation into your 20 line-long run-on sentences, or to temper some of your most purple of purple prose to merely a subtle lavender. And, let’s face it, many of your committee members probably didn’t read the full thesis, as evidenced by that cringingly obvious typo on page 34 that you noticed just after you sent the final copy to the binders, that somehow multiple members of faculty who were supposed to be reading your thesis entirely missed. Quite frankly, once your thesis goes onto the library shelf, it’s unlikely anyone will ever pick it up again, unless it’s to move it to another wing, or to dust the shelves.

Many universities these days are storing pdfs of their student’s dissertations, which at least means that a google search might stumble upon your thesis, if you are lucky. But even if someone does find it, it is still only a dissertation and therefore “grey literature,” despite having been approved by a committee of faculty. Scientific articles in peer-reviewed literature get cited little enough as it is, so the odds are that your dissertation will, in fact, never actually ever get cited.

The research done for a thesis, whether it be for a master’s degree or PhD dissertation (or even an undergraduate honors thesis), is supposed to be original research. You are pushing the boundary of knowledge out just a little further. Boldly going where no one has gone before. You’ve spent months or even years of your life conducting this research, usually at great personal expense and sacrifice, so presumably you thought it was important or interesting. But if you don’t publish, then all that work goes for naught. Putting it simply, every time a thesis goes unpublished a science fairy dies.


Dr. Chris Parsons has been involved in whale and dolphin research for over two decades and has been involved in projects on every continent. Dr. Parsons is an Associate Professor at George Mason University as well as the undergraduate coordinator for their environmental science program. He’s a member of the scientific committee of the International Whaling Commission (IWC), has been involved in organizing four of the International Marine Conservation Congresses (IMCC) (the world’s largest academic marine conservation conference) and two of the International Congresses for Conservation Biology. He was a Governor of the Society for Conservation Biology for nearly a decade and is currently on the Board of Directors of the American Cetacean Society and the Society for Marine Mammalogy. In addition, Dr. Parsons has published over 120 scientific papers and book chapters and has written a textbook on marine mammal biology & conservation.


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