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10 reasons why marine mammals aren’t as cute as you think they are

Posted on April 8, 2010October 31, 2013 By David Shiffman 44 Comments on 10 reasons why marine mammals aren’t as cute as you think they are
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When people learn that I’m a marine biologist, they often assume I got into this career because I want to be a dolphin trainer. The general public seems to believe that marine mammals are cute and cuddly and innocent, but sharks are cruel and evil and bad. In reality, nature is an amoral place- our morality is, by necessity, anthropocentric and doesn’t really relate to the wild behavior of animals. If this wasn’t the case, though, here are ten reasons why marine mammals aren’t as cute and cuddly and innocent as people sometimes think they are.

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