It’s a very special week. No, not that week. It’s David Shiffman defends his PhD thesis week! In honor of this auspicious event, here are the 8 most ridiculous shark moments in comic books.
Aquaman talks to fish.
![Justice League #4](https://www.southernfriedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_lzp28m3fSZ1qivcpi.jpg)
Reason 652 that “can talk to fish” is still the best super power ever.
Batman batmans a shark.
![Batman #251](https://www.southernfriedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/shark-batman251.jpg)
This is basically the plot of Knightfall, but Batman is Bane and the shark is Batman.
Hulk Hulks out for Hulked out sharks.
![Incredible Hulk #2](https://www.southernfriedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/incredible-hulk-2-1st-print-the-hulk-and-bruce-banner-are-now-separate-entities-but-bruce-wants-the-hulk-back_14659051.jpeg)
Note: Marvel really missed the chance to make a Greenland Shark pun.
King Shark, know thyself.
![Secret Six #35](https://www.southernfriedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_lox6vo4dNy1qbgo38o1_500.jpg)
He’s a shark.
Whatever this is.
![srer](https://www.southernfriedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/comic-with-shark.jpg)
I have no idea what’s happening here, but we could all be so lucky as to make our final stand swinging a shark at a gorilla in a space suit while standing in the open jaws of a T-rex as smiling robots look on. Also UFO’s, rockets, and a mushroom cloud. What is this?
Everything Shark-Girl.
![Shark-Girl](https://www.southernfriedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/5085958_orig.jpg)
Everything.
Street Sharks.
![Street Sharks #1](https://www.southernfriedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/881721.jpg)
…and finally…
Archie vs. Sharknado.
![Archie vs. Sharknadoe.](https://www.southernfriedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ArchievsShark_1.jpg)
This actually happened.
Bonus: Orca Sub.
![Nukla](https://www.southernfriedscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/NUKLANo3JUNE1966.jpg)
Sea Shepherd really did try to paint a submarine to look like a killer whale. It was not particularly effective.