April 1 on Southern Fried Science

For the last several years, we’ve made an effort to produce a silly, though not particularly pranky (because pranks are a whack way to be mean to people who ostensibly trust you), article for April 1.

Today, our own David Shiffman defends his thesis.

Make of that what you will.

Good luck David! And may your snake be small and non-venomous.