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Three entries about bitcoin-powered seasteaders that are absolutely full of cringe, plus some stuff that actually matters to the ocean. Monday Morning Salvage: April 22, 2019.

Posted on April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
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Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • Stories in the Land: Tales of the University of Wisconsin Arboretum.
    • This masters thesis by way of illustrated volume is an absolute masterpiece.
  • What Would Really Happen if Thanos Erased Half of All Life on Earth? It would not be good.
  • Could floating cities be the answer to rising sea levels? I mean, no, obviously.
Credit: OCEANIX/BIG-Bjarke Ingels Group

Jetsam (what we’re reading from around the web)

  • Directors exit seabed mining company.
  • Panda Nation: The Construction and Conservation of China’s Modern Icon.
  • ‘We’re in Constant Crisis’: Tribal Nation Still Reeling From Last Month’s Bomb Cyclone Faces More Extreme Weather.
  • Greenpeace launches ambitious pole to pole expedition in bid for Global Ocean Treaty.
  • How Do You Surveil One of the Largest Marine Protected Areas on Earth?
  • This week in even more coverage of Craig’s deep-sea gator.
    • Unsettling Video Shows What Happens to a Dead Alligator at the Bottom of the Sea.
    • Dead Alligator Was Devoured by Football-Sized Pill Bugs on the Bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
  • Meanwhile, in other seasteading news. Couple Could Face Death Penalty Over ‘Sea Home’ in Disputed Waters.
A floating home, lived in by an American man and his Thai partner, is pictured in the Andaman Sea, off Phuket island in Thailand, April 13, 2019. Picture taken April 13, 2019. Royal Thai Navy/Handout via REUTERS
  • However weird you think this story is, trust me, it’s 40% more bizarre. The “freest person in the world” faces a possible death penalty in Thailand.
  • Of course it’s a bitcoin thing. An insufferably bitcoin thing.
  • Orcas. The Predator That Makes Great White Sharks Flee in Fear.
  • Social media continues to ruin everything. Don’t doxx the duck.
  • Oxford watermen star in film.
  • Battle at sea: Whale watchers capture blue whale’s fight to the death with orca off WA coast.
  • Global Warming Effects Presenting a ‘Major Challenge’ to Carrier Schedules in Asia.

Lagan (what we’re reading from the peer-reviewed literature)

  • Hotaling and Kelley (2019) The rising tide of high‐quality genomic resources. DOI: 10.1111/1755-0998.12964.
  • Moshier and friends (2019) Network analysis of a stakeholder community combatting illegal wildlife trade. DOI: 10.1111/cobi.13336.
  • Reimer and friends (2019) Marine biodiversity research in the Ryukyu Islands, Japan: current status and trends. DOI: 10.7717/peerj.6532.
  • Bradford and Katikiro (2019) Fighting the tides: A review of gender and fisheries in Tanzania. DOI: 10.1016/j.fishres.2019.04.003.

Shipping News (academic and ocean policy wonkery)

  • Heartbreaking and shameful. The Death of an Adjunct: Thea Hunter was a promising, brilliant scholar. And then she got trapped in academia’s permanent underclass.
  • “Open access” is not synonymous with “author pays”.

Driftwood (what we’re reading on dead trees)

  • I found a first edition copy of Arthur C. Clarke’s The Songs of Distant Earth, which I absolutely love.

Derelicts (favorites from the deep archive)

  • Remember when I wrote a novel and a novella about how terrible it would be to be a seasteader on a climate-altered Earth? Being a seasteader on a climate-altered earth would be terrible.
    • Prepared: A novella from the end of the world.
    • Fleet: An adventure in seasteading and climate change.

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