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The importance of being Aquaman, or how to save the Atlantean from his briny fate

Posted on July 30, 2012September 14, 2012 By Andrew Thaler 2 Comments on The importance of being Aquaman, or how to save the Atlantean from his briny fate
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Aquaman has an unpleasant lunch. From New 52 Aquaman #1
Aquaman has an unpleasant lunch. From New 52 Aquaman #1 DC Comics.

Two weeks ago, I challenged the world to consider how the greatest hero in the DC Universe would fair if forced to survive in the real world. The result was a hypothermic, brain-dead lump of jerky with brittle bones forced to suffer through constant screams of agony even as he consumes sea life at a rate that would impress Galactus. In short, the ocean is a rough place, even for Aquaman.

Since that post made its way across the internet, several people have asked me to discuss what adaptations Aquaman would need to survive in this, science-based, ocean. So I went back to my comic books and my textbooks to assemble an Aquaman with a suite of evolutionary adaptations that would allow a largely humanoid organism to rule the waves, trident triumphantly raised.

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