Skip to content

Southern Fried Science

Over 15 years of ocean science and conservation online

  • Home
  • About SFS
  • Authors
  • Support SFS

Snacking at vents, snorting eels, eating too much plastic, charming snails, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: December 10, 2018

Posted on December 10, 2018December 9, 2018 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

  • Trump moves toward offshore oil testing in Atlantic and while almost every elected representative up and down the Atlantic seaboard is opposed to allowing offshore oil exploration in our waters, Andy Harris, who represents the Maryland eastern shore from his home in Cockeysville, far from any fisheries (not a lot of crabs on Loch Raven, FYI), still thinks it would be a grand idea to trash Maryland’s coastal economy. 
  • Residents of MD 1, call your representative and remind him that he actually represents someone.

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • Start with some optimism: 5 Awe-Inspiring Ocean Discoveries of 2018. 

Jetsam (what we’re reading from around the web)

  • This story is frankly delightful. US governmental conservationists really hope that young endangered seals will stop getting eels stuck in their nostrils.
A juvenile Hawaiian monk seal with an eel stuck in its nose. (Brittany Dolan/NOAA Fisheries)
  • The skeletons of giant sharks are ridiculous. Full megamouth shark skeleton display in Chiba a world-first. 
  • Hydrothermal vents spew out tasty morsels for local marine consumers.
  • This week in everything is just eating plastic all the damn time:
    • Deep sea starfish have been eating microplastics for 40 years.
    • New Study Finds Microplastics in Every Species of Sea Turtle on Earth.
  • The Riddle of the Roaming Plastics. It is one of the modern world’s biggest mysteries—99 percent of the plastics that enter the ocean are missing.
  • Reevaluating the Ocean Conveyer Belt.
  • Secretary Zinke is a Monumental Disaster at the Department of the Interior. 
  • U.S. Yet to Finalize National Maritime Strategy Addressing Challenges to U.S.-Flag Fleet, GAO Says.
  • Bulldozers to soon plow through National Butterfly Center for Trump’s border wall. Pointless destruction from a failing administration. 

Lagan (what we’re reading from the peer-reviewed literature)

  • Adler and friends (2018) The dilemma of pest suppression in the conservation of endangered species. DOI: 10.1111/cobi.13262.
  • Donohue (2018) The Snail’s Charm. DOI: 10.1086/700960.

Shipping News (academic and ocean policy wonkery)

  • Sexual Misconduct Allegations Against Neil deGrasse Tyson Reveal the Complexity of Academic Inequality.


“I will also feel angry at Neil. It’s true that some details of these allegations have yet to be corroborated, and both Fox News and National Geographic have launched investigations. But in my view, I believe the claims are credible, which means he directly harmed multiple women, most egregiously by allegedly raping a member of his own already marginalized community. Tchiya Amet is a Black woman who will never join me on the list of African-American Women with PhDs in Physics. She deserved better. Our whole community did.”

 

Prescod-Weinstein (2018) Sexual Misconduct Allegations Against Neil deGrasse Tyson Reveal the Complexity of Academic Inequality. Scientific American. December 7, 2018. 

Feel free to share your own Foghorns, Flotsam, Jetsam, Lagan, Shipping News, Driftwood, and Derelicts in the comments below. If you enjoy Southern Fried Science, consider contributing to our Patreon campaign. For just $5 per month, you can support the SFS Writers Fund, which helps compensate your favorite ocean science and conservation bloggers for their efforts.

Share this:

  • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
  • Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Share on Threads (Opens in new window) Threads
  • Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp
  • Share on Mastodon (Opens in new window) Mastodon

Related

Tags: Andy Harris DOI megamouth shark monk seals snails Trump

Post navigation

❮ Previous Post: Dive bombing birds, octopus intelligence, and a red tide update: Thursday Afternoon Dredging, December 6, 2018
Next Post: Florida releases draft land-based shark fishing regulations ❯

You may also like

Uncategorized
Donald Trump secures his legacy as the worst ocean president in American history.
January 11, 2021
Weekly Salvage
Climate change denial, open-science hardware, some missing pink dolphins, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: May 1, 2017
May 1, 2017
Weekly Salvage
Mining historic shipwrecks for lead and other old things from the bottom of the sea. Also, Robots! Weekly Salvage: November 4, 2019
November 4, 2019
Weekly Salvage
2 minutes to midnight, 3D printed turtle eggs, awkward fiddlers, Egyptian welders, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: January 29, 2018.
January 29, 2018

Popular Posts

Florida angler catches (and likely kills) Endangered great hammerhead sharkFlorida angler catches (and likely kills) Endangered great hammerhead sharkFebruary 13, 2012David Shiffman
10 misrepresentations about climate change10 misrepresentations about climate changeOctober 3, 2011David Shiffman
What shark finning means (and doesn't mean): a primer and quizWhat shark finning means (and doesn't mean): a primer and quizJune 18, 2012David Shiffman
Why the new Trump order to shoot wolves is both illegal and a dreadful precedent for endangered speciesWhy the new Trump order to shoot wolves is both illegal and a dreadful precedent for endangered speciesSeptember 5, 2026Ali Gaster
At least 74 practicing shark researchers: How a silly thing I said online raised thousands for conservationAt least 74 practicing shark researchers: How a silly thing I said online raised thousands for conservationFebruary 26, 2025David Shiffman
Is Sea Shepherd really saving whales?Is Sea Shepherd really saving whales?June 7, 2010Andrew Thaler
When is a take not a take? Yet another attack on Endangered Species by the Trump AdministrationWhen is a take not a take? Yet another attack on Endangered Species by the Trump AdministrationSeptember 22, 2026Ali Gaster
That's not a blobfish: Deep Sea Social Media is Flooded by AI SlopThat's not a blobfish: Deep Sea Social Media is Flooded by AI SlopDecember 19, 2025Andrew Thaler
Have we found the city of Atlantis?Have we found the city of Atlantis?September 1, 2026Chris Parsons
The Trump Administration’s latest attack on endangered speciesThe Trump Administration’s latest attack on endangered speciesSeptember 17, 2026Ali Gaster
Subscribe to our RSS Feed for updates whenever new articles are published.

We recommend Feedly for RSS management. It's like Google Reader, except it still exists.

Southern Fried Science

  • Home
  • About SFS
  • Authors
  • Support SFS


If you enjoy Southern Fried Science, consider contributing to our Patreon campaign.

Copyright © 2026 Southern Fried Science.

Theme: Oceanly Premium by ScriptsTown