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Re: Application for Job in Sahrk Biology

Posted on October 6, 2010October 5, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 14 Comments on Re: Application for Job in Sahrk Biology
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Dear Dr. Schiffman, I am a recent graduate in biology. After several attempts to work in a population genetics molecular biology lab, I realized that there was way too much maths and other difficult concepts and that I would be much better off studying orgasmal biology such as sharks or skates or rays. As you … Read More “Re: Application for Job in Sahrk Biology” »

How not to apply for a job working with sharks

Posted on October 6, 2010October 6, 2010 By David Shiffman 11 Comments on How not to apply for a job working with sharks
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This week marked an important e-mail milestone for me: I received my 100th request for a job. I do not mean job offers (i.e. people saying “David, we’d like to hire you”), or requests for job advice (i.e. people saying “David, can you point me in the right direction?”). I’d be thrilled to answer any of those e-mails (particularly the job offers). I mean job requests (i.e. people saying “David, please hire me”).

I get all kinds of e-mails from readers, and I’m always happy to answer them. However, I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that applying for a job in this way is incredibly ineffective. I thought I’d take some examples from some of my favorite job request e-mails to explain to you all how not to apply for a job working with sharks.

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Biodiversity Wednesday: Coconut Crabs

Posted on October 6, 2010September 17, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 2 Comments on Biodiversity Wednesday: Coconut Crabs
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365 days of Darwin: October 6, 2010

Posted on October 6, 2010September 27, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
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Charlie checks out the wall o’ teeth

We Are All Smith Islanders

Posted on October 5, 2010October 5, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab 1 Comment on We Are All Smith Islanders
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Global Warming and the Chesapeake. Up close and personal.

Return of the light bulbs?

Posted on October 5, 2010October 5, 2010 By David Shiffman 4 Comments on Return of the light bulbs?
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Two weeks ago, I mentioned the strange “save the light bulb” movement, prompting Andrew to write an excellent analysis refuting their central claim. For some reason, this issue is really bothering conservatives and it just won’t go away.

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Finding Melville’s Whale: Chapter 17 – The Ramadan

Posted on October 5, 2010August 11, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 1 Comment on Finding Melville’s Whale: Chapter 17 – The Ramadan
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Chapter 17 of Herman Melville’s classic – Moby Dick. Read along with us and discuss this chapter or the book as a whole in the comments. The Ramadan No peace for pagans nor god-fearing men, they are all broken. So, without judgement, He leaves Queequeg to his tribal sabbath. At the end of the day, … Read More “Finding Melville’s Whale: Chapter 17 – The Ramadan” »

Finding Melville’s Whale: The four Coffins

Posted on October 5, 2010October 5, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 4 Comments on Finding Melville’s Whale: The four Coffins
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The Essex being struck by a sperm whale

Nested within the story of Ishmael, Queequeg, Herman Melville, and Moby Dick are four Coffins. The first two are within the story itself – Peter Coffin, the innkeeper who unites Ishmael with Queequeg, and Queequeg’s Coffin, built on premonition of death, that carries Ishmael to safety after the Pequod is destroyed. These two coffins bookend the epic voyage of the Pequod and it’s crew, but their occurrence parallels two other Coffins, and the fate of the whaleship Essex.

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365 days of Darwin: October 5, 2010

Posted on October 5, 2010September 27, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 3 Comments on 365 days of Darwin: October 5, 2010
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Still not cute.

Shark Science Monday: Michelle Heupel discusses the need for lethal shark research

Posted on October 4, 2010October 4, 2010 By David Shiffman 6 Comments on Shark Science Monday: Michelle Heupel discusses the need for lethal shark research
Conservation, Science

Last spring, we held an ethical debate focusing on a paper called “Science or Slaughter”. The authors claimed that sometimes it is necessary to kill sharks to answer important scientific questions. One of the authors agreed to be interviewed for Shark Science Monday. Enjoy! As always, feel free to ask questions of the interview subject … Read More “Shark Science Monday: Michelle Heupel discusses the need for lethal shark research” »

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