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Sharks are sub-par, at best

Posted on March 12, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 15 Comments on Sharks are sub-par, at best
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In honor of the world premier of David Shiffman’s first major motion picture, “Four things everyone needs to know about sharks,” we are proud to repost our original response to the article, “Sharks are sub-par, at best.” Enjoy!


For too long have I sat idly by as my co-blogger has waxed poetic on the glories of sharks. How great they are as predators, how perfectly they’ve evolved. They’re ancient, pre-historic, haven’t changed in millions of years. They’re the ultimate predator, and champion in the ocean. Unchallenged, unmatched, awesome. A wonder of evolution.

It’s time to clear up some of those -other- myths about sharks.

The fearsome whorl-toothed shark
The fearsome whorl-toothed shark

1. Sharks are ancient creatures that have lived unchanged for millions of years.

While technically true that sub-class Elasmobranchii has been around for hundreds of millions of years, modern sharks are, well, modern. They’ve been evolving for exactly as much time as just about everything else currently alive. And they are far from unchanged. Modern sharks, though they may resemble some older models (just like modern lemurs resemble Ida), are much different beasts then their Silurian cousins. Ancient sharks occured in a diversity of forms, back when they actually dominated the ocean. These modern sharks are just the scruffy leftovers.

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Shark conservation news: Fisheries closures, fish and chips, and a new shark sanctuary

Posted on March 12, 2010 By David Shiffman
Conservation, Science

It has been an exciting week for shark conservation! We can only hope that this provides some momentum for CITES, which begins tomorrow. And now, for this week’s shark conservation news: The Indian Ocean Tuna Commission declared a ban on commercial landings of all thresher sharks (each of the three thresher shark species is considered … Read More “Shark conservation news: Fisheries closures, fish and chips, and a new shark sanctuary” »

365 Days of Darwin: March 12, 2010

Posted on March 12, 2010March 8, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab
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Charlie has a staring contest with a very tiny NC face jug.

365 Days of Darwin: March 11, 2010

Posted on March 11, 2010March 8, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab
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Charlie awaits fieldwork in Bluegrass’ boots.

365 Days of Darwin: March 10, 2010

Posted on March 10, 2010March 8, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab
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Charlie tries out the djembe

365 Days of Darwin: March 9, 2010

Posted on March 9, 2010March 8, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab
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Charlie in the indoor lettuce patch

Help Duke’s lemur center win $50,000 with just one click!

Posted on March 8, 2010 By David Shiffman
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Pepsi is trying to “refresh the world” by giving away grants to lots of non-profit groups. One of the categories is “the planet”, and the Duke University Lemur Center has been nominated! If they get enough votes, they could win $50,000. The Lemur Center promotes research, education, and conservation of some incredible (and endangered) animals. … Read More “Help Duke’s lemur center win $50,000 with just one click!” »

365 days of Darwin: March 8, 2010

Posted on March 8, 2010March 7, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
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Charlie rides Henry, the monster Pug!

Life in FAILboat Bay

Posted on March 7, 2010April 21, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 1 Comment on Life in FAILboat Bay
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If you haven’t been following my Twitter feed (why aren’t you following my Twitter feed?), you may have missed the picture from FAILboat Bay over the last two weeks. For some reason, the small bay right next to my house has accumulated derelict boats over the winter. Vacationers tend to leave their boats moored over the winter and assume nothing will happen to them during the 9 months they’re abandoned. Of course, anything can happen to a boat over 9 months, and most tend to not be well anchored to begin with. Here is a selection of some of my favorite FAILboats from the last 2 week.

failboat bay

No one can guess which boat will be aground on any given day, but rarely do we get three at once. Can you spot the ultimate FAILboat?

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Congratulations Miriam

Posted on March 7, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab 4 Comments on Congratulations Miriam
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Congrats to Miriam for taking the title of grand storyteller in the Ocean Story Slam! Her story will be a lesson to us all to think about small details while in the field. Also, prize is soon to be in the mail, but let the bragging commence.

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