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What we know we don’t know: impacts of deep-sea mining on whales, dolphins, sharks, turtles, and other migratory species.
November 20, 2025
Norway and Cook Islands put their deep-sea mining plans on pause.
December 3, 2025
Beyoncé is Right: History Can’t Be Erased
October 23, 2025
Teaching with D&D: My favorite source books for running a great Dungeons & Dragons campaign.
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After mining a seabed is forever changed, divers do good and bad, eating plastic, a Musk mystery sub, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: June 17, 2019

Posted on June 17, 2019June 17, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • What Makes Things Slimy? Now, I’m just a humble country deep-sea ecologist, but I reckon it’s probably the slime.
  • I’m not not considering this: I Live Alone in an Island Paradise.
  • Hong Kong diver, 66, wages marine war against ocean’s silent killers – ghost nets.
Mr Harry Chan (in blue t-shirt) with divers who have joined his cause from Today Online.

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The dark side of “Stop the Scroll”

Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 By Michelle Jewell
The dark side of “Stop the Scroll”
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I have had the pleasure of working communications roles in several industries over the years.  During this time, I’ve seen the rise of a dubious campaign metric commonly referred to as “Stop the Scroll” (or “Swipe”).  This metric has conscientious roots.  Online communications strategists have less than a second to grab a potential donor, stakeholder, or client’s attention.  Good strategists have read Craig McClain’s paper, as a great visual will make your thumb quiver before scrolling on to a video of dogs doing literally anything.  In this light, stop the scroll seems like a pretty good metric for individual post efficacy.  Time is the currency of experience, after all.

Can we count the seconds people spend learning untrue facts as progress towards our campaign? Or change the campaign goals to justify a resource-heavy shit post? 

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Book review: “Shark Research: Emerging Technologies and Applications for the Field and Laboratory”

Posted on June 7, 2019June 7, 2019 By David Shiffman
Reviews and Interviews, Science, Uncategorized

Editors: Jeffrey C. Carrier, Michael R. Heithaus, Colin A. Simpfendorfer. CRC Press, available here.

I can’t imagine a more useful introductory reference guide for new or prospective graduate students starting their career in marine biology than “Shark Research: Emerging Technologies and Applications for the Field And Laboratory”. This book is designed for people who have little to no familiarity with a research discipline but are about to start working in that discipline, a large and important audience that is often ignored by books and review papers geared towards people who are already experts. So many graduate students are told to learn a new research method by reading technical literature that assumes they already know this stuff, resulting in stress and frustration.

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A song of mostly just fire, how to hide a nuclear submarine, toasty anemones, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: May 20, 2019.

Posted on May 20, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • This tune gives me so much anxiety. Scientist Composes Game of Thrones-Worthy Song From Climate Change Data.
  • Huge if scalable: New plastic closes the recycling loop.
  • Deep in the Ocean’s Trenches, The Legacy of Nuclear Testing Lives: The discovery of “bomb carbon” miles below the surface shows how deep human impact goes.

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I spent 50 days working out in Virtual Reality and everything went better than expected.

Posted on May 16, 2019May 16, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
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For the last several years, I’ve been working off the weight gained and fitness lost from a decade of grad school, post-doctoral research, job hunting, and, ultimately, launching my own company. The gym, to put it mildly, had not been a priority. Running and weight training went a long way towards getting me back to where I wanted to be, but I had hit a plateau. Every spring and summer I’d make incremental improvements, every winter, I’d fall back into old habits. It was a sustainable situation, but not fantastic.

Last summer, I set a goal for myself. While the weather was just on the wrong side of that threshold that makes running something I’m willing to do first thing in the morning, I would instead swap out my sneakers for an Oculus Rift, and spend an hour, four or five days a week, playing fitness-oriented virtual reality games, for fifty sessions. That schedule would get me through the winter and hopefully keep me more active than I otherwise would.

To better illustrate this plan, I made a GIF, just for you:

Yes, it’s me. Yes, we put googly eyes on the Oculus.

Unsurprisingly, the science behind Virtual Reality and exercise is still in its infancy.

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Burning driftwood, new protections for Canada’s oceans, dolphin errant, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: May 13, 2019

Posted on May 13, 2019May 14, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

  • Some light, but useful, advice: Don’t Burn Driftwood at the Beach (or Anywhere).

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • Good news everybody! Canada bans deep-sea mining, oil and gas drilling in marine protected areas.
  • The Tough Sell of Turtle-Saving Tech (and check out David’s article from… a very long time ago: Turtle excluder devices: analysis of resistance to a successful conservation policy).
Nicolas Pilcher (left), from Malaysia’s Marine Research Foundation, shows a fisherman how to install a turtle excluder device (TED). Photo courtesy of Marine Research Foundation Asia

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The Quest for the best tough 3D Printer for under $200: Our final recommendations

Posted on May 8, 2019November 15, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Reviews and Interviews

You thought we were done, here. You were wrong. After extensively reviewing 5 3D printers for sale under $200 and picking the best from the reviews, we went back to our two favorites and put them through their paces, abusing both for an extra month to make sure that when I say this is the best printer for field work, I mean it.

  • Creality Ender-3 (with upgrades): A
  • Monoprice Select Mini: B+
  • Monoprice Mini Delta: B-
  • Creality Ender-3 (unmodified): B-
  • Anet A6: D+
  • iNSTONE Desktop DIY: No

These printers have been dragged around, beaten up, put in the hands of children and child-like adults, and run through the wringer to ensure that they stand up to the kind of abuse you might expect from the field. Now we’re really ready to make the call and tell you which are the best dirt-cheap, field-ready 3D printers.

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The Global Extinction Vortex, rising regulations for deep-sea mining, biodegradable bags that don’t, Scientology’s measles cruise, and more! The Monday Morning Salvage: May 6, 2019.

Posted on May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

  • Now might be a good time to talk about this with, well, everyone. Everything Is Fucked, Major New Extinction Report Finds.

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • I missed this the first time around, but it’s still worth a read: Thinking about Climate on a Dark, Dismal Morning.

Hope is the knowledge that we can prevent bad things—but also the realization that we might choose not to.

Thinking about Climate on a Dark, Dismal Morning
  • 100 people are responsible for more than 70% of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions since 1988. Names and Locations of the Top 100 People Killing the Planet.
  • ‘Biodegradable’ Bags Can Still Carry Groceries After Three Years in the Ground, Study Finds.
Three years after being in sea water, this bag could still hold some groceries.
Photo: Lloyd Russell (University of Plymouth)

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Three entries about bitcoin-powered seasteaders that are absolutely full of cringe, plus some stuff that actually matters to the ocean. Monday Morning Salvage: April 22, 2019.

Posted on April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • Stories in the Land: Tales of the University of Wisconsin Arboretum.
    • This masters thesis by way of illustrated volume is an absolute masterpiece.
  • What Would Really Happen if Thanos Erased Half of All Life on Earth? It would not be good.
  • Could floating cities be the answer to rising sea levels? I mean, no, obviously.
Credit: OCEANIX/BIG-Bjarke Ingels Group

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Hagfish nom-nommers, Trample-gramming, boring clams, I’m still in love with these giant isopods, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: April 8, 2019.

Posted on April 8, 2019April 8, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

  • Good job, everyone! NOAA Budget Proposal Hits Rough Waters in Congress.
  • Tool Foundry expands access to science by promoting tools for discovery: Luminary Labs initiative launches four-month accelerator to help inventors bring better scientific tools to more communities

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • Cambodia’s endangered river dolphins at highest population in 20 years.

  • Dick-Shaped, Wood-Munching Clams Are More Diverse Than We Thought, Study Finds.
A wood-boring clam inside a piece of wood
Photo: Jenna Judge
  • How Miami’s realtors lie to themselves, each other, and you about climate change in America’s largest sinking city: Heaven or High Water: Selling Miami’s last 50 years.
  • The Video of Giant Isopods Eating an Alligator in the Deep Sea You Must Watch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54YezX7HeSI

Read More “Hagfish nom-nommers, Trample-gramming, boring clams, I’m still in love with these giant isopods, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: April 8, 2019.” »

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