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Author: Andrew Thaler

Marine science and conservation. Deep-sea ecology. Population genetics. Underwater robots. Open-source instrumentation. The deep sea is Earth's last great wilderness.

Why a DNA database is a very bad idea

Posted on February 24, 2010February 24, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 12 Comments on Why a DNA database is a very bad idea
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Imagine this scenario: A murder case that went cold 20 years ago is reopened thanks to newly available DNA-based forensics. The state, lets say Arizona, has a large database of DNA. This isn’t the DNA deposited from newborns that David discussed a few weeks ago, but DNA from convicted criminals and really anyone who’s been brought up on charges in the last few years, whether or not they were eventually found innocent. DNA from a piece of evidence in that 20-tear-old case matches DNA in the database, the suspect is brought in a questioned. He has no alibi for what he was doing on day X 20 years ago. Charges are filed, a jury is called, and the suspect is convicted on the strength of a DNA match. Justice is served, right? Maybe, but maybe not.

So here’s the funny bit. The problem with this scenario has nothing to do with genetics, forensic science, or data storage and access. It’s really not even about crime and justice. It’s about your birthday.

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Hog Lagoon Humpday

Posted on February 24, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
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You were warned. I promised that if no one submitted an Ocean Story Slam in a given week, you would be faced with the horrific visage of a hog lagoon. Well, it’s been 7 days since our last submission. It’s hog poo time. See the previous Ocean Story Slams: Bluegrass Blue Crab Southern Fried Scientist … Read More “Hog Lagoon Humpday” »

365 days of Darwin: February 24, 2010

Posted on February 24, 2010February 23, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
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Charlie celebrates a snowy North Carolina Mardi Gras.

365 days of Darwin: The first 3 months

Posted on February 23, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 2 Comments on 365 days of Darwin: The first 3 months
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Charlie has had quite and adventure these first few months. His journey began November 24, 2009 – the 150th anniversary of the publication of the Origin – by congratulating Kevin Zelnio on his outstanding Great Darwin Beard Challenge win:

Charlie and Me – 365 days of Darwin

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365 days of Darwin: February 23, 2010

Posted on February 23, 2010February 16, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
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Charlie and the Southern Fried Scientist take a look inside.

365 days of Darwin: February 22, 2010

Posted on February 22, 2010February 16, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
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Charlie admires an undergrad’s igloo.

365 days of Darwin: February 21, 2010

Posted on February 21, 2010February 14, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
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Charlie and Bluegras Blue Crab enjoy a once in a decade Beaufort snow.

365 days of Darwin: February 20, 2010

Posted on February 20, 2010February 23, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
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Charlie and @bomaiblat enjoy a rare snow in Beaufort

365 days of Darwin: February 19, 2010

Posted on February 19, 2010February 14, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
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Charlie plays in the snow

More proof of Global Draining

Posted on February 18, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 2 Comments on More proof of Global Draining
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Since I discovered the Global Draining phenomenon yesterday, my e-mail and twitter has been flooded with witnesses of similar events all over the country. By fortune and chance, Jeff Priddy documented the earliest stages of Global Draining over three days this weekend. In it, you can see the wetland begin to drain, slow down briefly … Read More “More proof of Global Draining” »

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