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Author: Andrew Thaler

Marine science and conservation. Deep-sea ecology. Population genetics. Underwater robots. Open-source instrumentation. The deep sea is Earth's last great wilderness.

Alexa, open the pod bay doors; or how I learned to stop worrying and hack the wiretap in my home.

Posted on June 26, 2019June 26, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Popular Culture

Confession: I have an Amazon Echo. I really like Amazon Echo. I use Amazon Echo almost every day.

Everything about the Amazon Echo is great, except for the primary feature of the Amazon Echo: it is always listening. When I received the Echo nearly five years ago, as a gift, Amazon was not quite the Surveillance Capitalism behemoth that it is now. They packaged their new smart speaker with lots of information about privacy and what Echo can and can’t and won’t do.

Of course, none of that turned out to be true. In just the last year, Echos have been turned into permanent recording devices, listened to a couple’s conversations and then inexplicably sent those conversations to the husband’s employer, and sent 1,700 voice recordings to a totally random stranger. Amazon hasn’t exactly done much to help the image of Echos as Bradburian household horrors, unveiling an Echo Dot for Kids, filling patents for true always-on recording, releasing recordings to outside contractors, and, perhaps most egregious of all, embedding Alexa into a Big Mouth Billy Bass.

It’s reached the point where no one should feel comfortable having an always-on speaker in their home, but damn if these little things aren’t just so convenient. On top of being useful for quick searches, playing Baby Shark on repeat 40 times, checking the weather, and dozens of other little things, the original Echo was a really good speaker. It seems a waste to throw the whole thing away just because one feature is unacceptable.

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Boaty McBoatface triumphs, Narluga ascends, Sharks decline, too many bro-authors, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: June 24, 2019

Posted on June 24, 2019June 23, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

In every issue of the Monday Morning Salvage, we try to highlight 2 to 5 papers from the scientific literature. In doing so, we attempt to provide a broad and diverse cross-section of the diversity of people conducting scientific research. However, our priority is in highlighting papers of particular interest to ocean science, and occasionally that means that we end up recommending papers that are exclusively authored by men. A new paper by Salerno and friends highlights the extreme extent to which papers led by men excludes women co-authors.

To do our small part to push back against this phenomenon, we are adopting a new style guide for paper citations. Conventionally, at Southern Fried Science, we use the colloquial “and friends” instead of “et al.” to make paper citations more approachable and less jargon-y. Going forward, in cases where a paper contains only male co-authors, we will instead replace “et al.” with “and some other dudes“.

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • It is the hero we deserve. Boaty McBoatface Just Helped Solve a Deep-Sea Mystery.
Boaty McBoatface, fresh off of doing science. Photo: NOC
  • Shark populations in NC coastal waters are down, despite uninformed opinions based on absolutely nothing.
  • It may be formed from rock and plastic, but ‘plasticrust’ is by far the most Metal name they could have come up with. A Strange New Blend of Rock and Plastic Is Forming on a Portuguese Island.
“Plasticrust” sticking to rocks on the shores of Madeira. Photo: Ignacio Gestoso

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After mining a seabed is forever changed, divers do good and bad, eating plastic, a Musk mystery sub, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: June 17, 2019

Posted on June 17, 2019June 17, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • What Makes Things Slimy? Now, I’m just a humble country deep-sea ecologist, but I reckon it’s probably the slime.
  • I’m not not considering this: I Live Alone in an Island Paradise.
  • Hong Kong diver, 66, wages marine war against ocean’s silent killers – ghost nets.
Mr Harry Chan (in blue t-shirt) with divers who have joined his cause from Today Online.

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A song of mostly just fire, how to hide a nuclear submarine, toasty anemones, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: May 20, 2019.

Posted on May 20, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • This tune gives me so much anxiety. Scientist Composes Game of Thrones-Worthy Song From Climate Change Data.
  • Huge if scalable: New plastic closes the recycling loop.
  • Deep in the Ocean’s Trenches, The Legacy of Nuclear Testing Lives: The discovery of “bomb carbon” miles below the surface shows how deep human impact goes.

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I spent 50 days working out in Virtual Reality and everything went better than expected.

Posted on May 16, 2019May 16, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Uncategorized

For the last several years, I’ve been working off the weight gained and fitness lost from a decade of grad school, post-doctoral research, job hunting, and, ultimately, launching my own company. The gym, to put it mildly, had not been a priority. Running and weight training went a long way towards getting me back to where I wanted to be, but I had hit a plateau. Every spring and summer I’d make incremental improvements, every winter, I’d fall back into old habits. It was a sustainable situation, but not fantastic.

Last summer, I set a goal for myself. While the weather was just on the wrong side of that threshold that makes running something I’m willing to do first thing in the morning, I would instead swap out my sneakers for an Oculus Rift, and spend an hour, four or five days a week, playing fitness-oriented virtual reality games, for fifty sessions. That schedule would get me through the winter and hopefully keep me more active than I otherwise would.

To better illustrate this plan, I made a GIF, just for you:

Yes, it’s me. Yes, we put googly eyes on the Oculus.

Unsurprisingly, the science behind Virtual Reality and exercise is still in its infancy.

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Burning driftwood, new protections for Canada’s oceans, dolphin errant, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: May 13, 2019

Posted on May 13, 2019May 14, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

  • Some light, but useful, advice: Don’t Burn Driftwood at the Beach (or Anywhere).

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • Good news everybody! Canada bans deep-sea mining, oil and gas drilling in marine protected areas.
  • The Tough Sell of Turtle-Saving Tech (and check out David’s article from… a very long time ago: Turtle excluder devices: analysis of resistance to a successful conservation policy).
Nicolas Pilcher (left), from Malaysia’s Marine Research Foundation, shows a fisherman how to install a turtle excluder device (TED). Photo courtesy of Marine Research Foundation Asia

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The Quest for the best tough 3D Printer for under $200: Our final recommendations

Posted on May 8, 2019November 15, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Reviews and Interviews

You thought we were done, here. You were wrong. After extensively reviewing 5 3D printers for sale under $200 and picking the best from the reviews, we went back to our two favorites and put them through their paces, abusing both for an extra month to make sure that when I say this is the best printer for field work, I mean it.

  • Creality Ender-3 (with upgrades): A
  • Monoprice Select Mini: B+
  • Monoprice Mini Delta: B-
  • Creality Ender-3 (unmodified): B-
  • Anet A6: D+
  • iNSTONE Desktop DIY: No

These printers have been dragged around, beaten up, put in the hands of children and child-like adults, and run through the wringer to ensure that they stand up to the kind of abuse you might expect from the field. Now we’re really ready to make the call and tell you which are the best dirt-cheap, field-ready 3D printers.

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The Global Extinction Vortex, rising regulations for deep-sea mining, biodegradable bags that don’t, Scientology’s measles cruise, and more! The Monday Morning Salvage: May 6, 2019.

Posted on May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

  • Now might be a good time to talk about this with, well, everyone. Everything Is Fucked, Major New Extinction Report Finds.

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • I missed this the first time around, but it’s still worth a read: Thinking about Climate on a Dark, Dismal Morning.

Hope is the knowledge that we can prevent bad things—but also the realization that we might choose not to.

Thinking about Climate on a Dark, Dismal Morning
  • 100 people are responsible for more than 70% of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions since 1988. Names and Locations of the Top 100 People Killing the Planet.
  • ‘Biodegradable’ Bags Can Still Carry Groceries After Three Years in the Ground, Study Finds.
Three years after being in sea water, this bag could still hold some groceries.
Photo: Lloyd Russell (University of Plymouth)

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Three entries about bitcoin-powered seasteaders that are absolutely full of cringe, plus some stuff that actually matters to the ocean. Monday Morning Salvage: April 22, 2019.

Posted on April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • Stories in the Land: Tales of the University of Wisconsin Arboretum.
    • This masters thesis by way of illustrated volume is an absolute masterpiece.
  • What Would Really Happen if Thanos Erased Half of All Life on Earth? It would not be good.
  • Could floating cities be the answer to rising sea levels? I mean, no, obviously.
Credit: OCEANIX/BIG-Bjarke Ingels Group

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Hagfish nom-nommers, Trample-gramming, boring clams, I’m still in love with these giant isopods, and more! Monday Morning Salvage: April 8, 2019.

Posted on April 8, 2019April 8, 2019 By Andrew Thaler
Weekly Salvage

Foghorn (A Call to Action!)

  • Good job, everyone! NOAA Budget Proposal Hits Rough Waters in Congress.
  • Tool Foundry expands access to science by promoting tools for discovery: Luminary Labs initiative launches four-month accelerator to help inventors bring better scientific tools to more communities

Flotsam (what we’re obsessed with right now)

  • Cambodia’s endangered river dolphins at highest population in 20 years.

  • Dick-Shaped, Wood-Munching Clams Are More Diverse Than We Thought, Study Finds.
A wood-boring clam inside a piece of wood
Photo: Jenna Judge
  • How Miami’s realtors lie to themselves, each other, and you about climate change in America’s largest sinking city: Heaven or High Water: Selling Miami’s last 50 years.
  • The Video of Giant Isopods Eating an Alligator in the Deep Sea You Must Watch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54YezX7HeSI

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