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10 things I hate about sharks

Posted on March 14, 2010March 14, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 7 Comments on 10 things I hate about sharks
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Although vertebrates, sharks have cartilaginous skeletons. Why can’t they make up their minds? Sharks don’t fly anymore. Seriously, there used to be flying sharks. Flying Sharks. You can’t make this stuff up. Shark fins have no flavor. None. I mean what’s the point? Dermatologists get confused. Teeth for skin? What’s up with that? Sharks aren’t … Read More “10 things I hate about sharks” »

Summary of tweets from Benthic Ecology 2010

Posted on March 14, 2010 By Andrew Thaler
Conservation, Science

If you were follwing along on Twitter this weekend, you know that all three of us were at the Benthic Ecology 2010 meeting in Wilmington, NC. Below are some of the more interesting conversations that occurred while livetweeting the event.

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365 Days of Darwin: March 14, 2010

Posted on March 14, 2010March 14, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab
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Why sharks matter: a reply to “sharks are sub-par at best”

Posted on March 13, 2010April 4, 2010 By David Shiffman 45 Comments on Why sharks matter: a reply to “sharks are sub-par at best”
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Recently, Andrew attempted to correct several commonly-held misconceptions about sharks. He raises some good points, but I disagree with his conclusions. I believe that sharks are incredible animals, but I think it is far more relevant that sharks are important animals.

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365 Days of Darwin: March 13, 2010

Posted on March 13, 2010March 8, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab
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Charlie chills out with Buddha.

Sharks are sub-par, at best

Posted on March 12, 2010 By Andrew Thaler 15 Comments on Sharks are sub-par, at best
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In honor of the world premier of David Shiffman’s first major motion picture, “Four things everyone needs to know about sharks,” we are proud to repost our original response to the article, “Sharks are sub-par, at best.” Enjoy!


For too long have I sat idly by as my co-blogger has waxed poetic on the glories of sharks. How great they are as predators, how perfectly they’ve evolved. They’re ancient, pre-historic, haven’t changed in millions of years. They’re the ultimate predator, and champion in the ocean. Unchallenged, unmatched, awesome. A wonder of evolution.

It’s time to clear up some of those -other- myths about sharks.

The fearsome whorl-toothed shark
The fearsome whorl-toothed shark

1. Sharks are ancient creatures that have lived unchanged for millions of years.

While technically true that sub-class Elasmobranchii has been around for hundreds of millions of years, modern sharks are, well, modern. They’ve been evolving for exactly as much time as just about everything else currently alive. And they are far from unchanged. Modern sharks, though they may resemble some older models (just like modern lemurs resemble Ida), are much different beasts then their Silurian cousins. Ancient sharks occured in a diversity of forms, back when they actually dominated the ocean. These modern sharks are just the scruffy leftovers.

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Shark conservation news: Fisheries closures, fish and chips, and a new shark sanctuary

Posted on March 12, 2010 By David Shiffman
Conservation, Science

It has been an exciting week for shark conservation! We can only hope that this provides some momentum for CITES, which begins tomorrow. And now, for this week’s shark conservation news: The Indian Ocean Tuna Commission declared a ban on commercial landings of all thresher sharks (each of the three thresher shark species is considered … Read More “Shark conservation news: Fisheries closures, fish and chips, and a new shark sanctuary” »

365 Days of Darwin: March 12, 2010

Posted on March 12, 2010March 8, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab
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Charlie has a staring contest with a very tiny NC face jug.

365 Days of Darwin: March 11, 2010

Posted on March 11, 2010March 8, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab
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Charlie awaits fieldwork in Bluegrass’ boots.

365 Days of Darwin: March 10, 2010

Posted on March 10, 2010March 8, 2010 By Bluegrass Blue Crab
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Charlie tries out the djembe

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