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The evolution of the International Whaling Commission – from  whaling quotas to whale conservation
June 10, 2026
Isn’t ironic, don’t you think: dismantling the Ocean Observatories Initiative on World Oceans Day
June 9, 2026
“Why Sustainable Seafood Matters” is now available for preorder! Here’s what it’s about, and why I decided to write it.
June 8, 2026
Here’s how to join my IMCC8 symposium, “Ocean Science Communication: What’s New and What’s Next?”
April 22, 2026
Deep Sea Mining Symposium Announcement
April 21, 2026
Join Me at Upwell: A Wave of Ocean Justice — Our Fourth Year!
March 24, 2026

Playing God – How the ESA “God Squad” just voted for the extinction of a uniquely American whale

Posted on April 9, 2026April 14, 2026 By Southern Fried Science
Playing God – How the ESA “God Squad” just voted for the extinction of a uniquely American whale
Conservation, News, Science

On March 31, 2026, the federal Endangered Species Committee (previously dubbed the “God Squad”) met for the first time in three decades to do exactly what their name suggests: deciding the fate of an entire species. In a record-breaking 15-minute meeting (barely enough time to order a latte), the committee voted unanimously the committee granted a … Read More “Playing God – How the ESA “God Squad” just voted for the extinction of a uniquely American whale” »

The UN Decade of Ocean Science: A failure to launch

Posted on April 1, 2026 By Chris Parsons
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Back in 2017, the United Nations announced something that sounded genuinely exciting: a Decade of Ocean Science for Sustainable Development (2021–2030). The idea was to have ten years of coordinated global investment in ocean science to help solve the ocean’s biggest problems, such as climate change, marine biodiversity collapse, pollution and fisheries mismanagement. As well … Read More “The UN Decade of Ocean Science: A failure to launch” »

Reflections on science and my role in it, ten years since my Ph.D. defense

Posted on April 1, 2026 By David Shiffman 2 Comments on Reflections on science and my role in it, ten years since my Ph.D. defense
Reflections on science and my role in it, ten years since my Ph.D. defense
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I defended my Ph.D. on April 1, 2016. Ten years later, I’m not where I thought I’d be, but I couldn’t be happier with how things turned out. My original goals If you had asked me on April 1, 2016 what career path I had planned after I finished graduate school, my answer would have … Read More “Reflections on science and my role in it, ten years since my Ph.D. defense” »

Phantom science – how “AI slop” is making environmental policy

Posted on March 30, 2026March 31, 2026 By Chris Parsons 1 Comment on Phantom science – how “AI slop” is making environmental policy
Phantom science – how “AI slop” is making environmental policy
Academic life, Policy, Science

There’s a new specter haunting environmental governance, and it doesn’t rattle ghostly chains, it’s its generating phantom science. Recently, I was reading a government report trying to find scientific justifications for environmental actions when I ran into some citations that looked interesting. So, I tried to look them up. Despite a full, official looking citation … Read More “Phantom science – how “AI slop” is making environmental policy” »

We Need a “Starfleet” for the Oceans

Posted on March 30, 2026 By Chris Parsons
Exploration, Uncategorized

There’s a particular kind of optimism baked into the Star Trek franchise that feels almost alien in 2026. It’s not the warp drives, transporters or other advanced technology. But rather it’s the idea that a uniformed service could exist primarily for exploration, science, diplomacy, and the collective good. “Starfleet” (the organization in the Star Trek … Read More “We Need a “Starfleet” for the Oceans” »

Join Me at Upwell: A Wave of Ocean Justice — Our Fourth Year!

Posted on March 24, 2026March 24, 2026 By Angelo Villagomez
Join Me at Upwell: A Wave of Ocean Justice — Our Fourth Year!
Conservation, Featured, News

I hope that you will join me at Upwell: A Wave of Ocean Justice this June 2-3 in Washington, DC. Please register today. Due to popular demand, Upwell is moving to a larger venue this year and we are adding a second day. We are holding this year’s event at the Martin Luther King Jr. … Read More “Join Me at Upwell: A Wave of Ocean Justice — Our Fourth Year!” »

How close did the world’s first deep-sea mining come to the dredging the world’s largest cold-water coral reef?

Posted on March 17, 2026March 18, 2026 By Andrew Thaler
How close did the world’s first deep-sea mining come to the dredging the world’s largest cold-water coral reef?
Conservation, Exploration, Featured

The Blake Plateau, off the coast of South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida, is one of the most remarkable ecosystems in the United States. It is home to the world’s largest cold water coral reef, a coral complex larger than the state of Vermont, which may be the single largest contiguous ecosystem in the continental US. … Read More “How close did the world’s first deep-sea mining come to the dredging the world’s largest cold-water coral reef?” »

Tales from the Limitless Abyss: House Cats and Hydrothermal Vents

Posted on March 11, 2026 By Andrew Thaler
Tales from the Limitless Abyss: House Cats and Hydrothermal Vents
Exploration

A fun new project from me and Andrew Lewin. I have a contract to write a book this year on the many ways that humans use and misuse the deep sea. To help keep me on track and act as my accountability buddy, I’m checking in with Andrew to share some of the fun little … Read More “Tales from the Limitless Abyss: House Cats and Hydrothermal Vents” »

Here are some ocean conservation technologies that I’m excited about

Posted on February 19, 2026February 19, 2026 By David Shiffman
Here are some ocean conservation technologies that I’m excited about
Conservation, Featured

“Is there any technology the left is excited about?” This question was asked on social media this week by a supporter of AI who was frustrated by criticisms of that technology. It’s led to some interesting discussions on Bluesky, and I wanted to answer it from my perspective as an ocean conservation scientist and policy … Read More “Here are some ocean conservation technologies that I’m excited about” »

Talking about deep-sea mining, permitting, and my recent congressional briefing on How to Protect the Ocean.

Posted on February 6, 2026 By Andrew Thaler
Policy

Last week, I joined Andrew Lewin on How to Protect the Ocean to talk about my recent congressional briefing, the experience of testifying in front of congress, and the potential consequences of deep-sea mining. A few key points of my testimony, and my response to Congresswoman Dexter, were clipped by Forbes. I think they’re worth … Read More “Talking about deep-sea mining, permitting, and my recent congressional briefing on How to Protect the Ocean.” »

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